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Dear Fall+Winter: F*ck off
Posted by T. Greg Doucette on Sep 22, 2010 in Randomness
September 22 marks the first day of Fall this year.
And if I ever created an inverse of the Things TDot Likes category, the entire Fall+Winter seasons would be the inaugural entry 
Let’s review some of the great qualities of this half of the year at this particular latitude and longitude:
- Cold weather
- Allergies induced by cold weather
- Pretty much every form of life around you is sleeping or dying1
- Rain that’s cold enough to freeze but not cold enough to be snow
- Exams
- Higher electricity bills just to avoid the cold weather
- It gets dark absurdly early
- And did I mention the cold weather?
The list goes on, but you get the idea.
Someone wake me up in March…
- You: “But the leaves are so pretty!” Me: “And dead.” [↩]
