Dear Fall+Winter: F*ck off

Posted by T. Greg Doucette on Sep 22, 2010 in Randomness | Subscribe

September 22 marks the first day of Fall this year.

And if I ever created an inverse of the Things TDot Likes category, the entire Fall+Winter seasons would be the inaugural entry :beatup:

Let’s review some of the great qualities of this half of the year at this particular latitude and longitude:

  • Cold weather
  • Allergies induced by cold weather
  • Pretty much every form of life around you is sleeping or dying1
  • Rain that’s cold enough to freeze but not cold enough to be snow
  • Exams
  • Higher electricity bills just to avoid the cold weather
  • It gets dark absurdly early
  • And did I mention the cold weather?

The list goes on, but you get the idea.

Someone wake me up in March…

  1. You: “But the leaves are so pretty!” Me: “And dead.” []

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